You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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