covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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