Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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