But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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