He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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