Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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