and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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