okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
His nipple licking is glorious
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