Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Randomize
