is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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