im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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