why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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