Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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