yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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