I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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They took my balls.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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