sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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