People in love make me want to vomit
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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