I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Randomize
