About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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