i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Randomize
