I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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