Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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