All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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