school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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