oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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