i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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