It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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