Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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