well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
i think i just lost a toe
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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