I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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