A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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