At least make sure they are 18
Why
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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