So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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