New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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