I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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