i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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