Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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