Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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