shes about as inviting as chlamydia
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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