Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize
