This is not my ceiling
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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