Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.