Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.