What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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