i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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