I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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