# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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