the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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