Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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