i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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