I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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