dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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