Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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