I hope mine doesn't look like that
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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