I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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