i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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