Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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