He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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