Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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