I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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